materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)


you could benefit from putting a goddamnshirt on from Anonymous

yagazieemezi:

foxxxynegrodamus:

okay omg i'm going to help you out here, because before you send me hate mail like this I REALLY need you to consider this:

*pulls out visor and a big ass printing calcuator*

I’m likely to respond to your shitty self hating ass message with some witty repartee — because that’s just the kind of gal I am — which will probably get me on average like what 35 notes? 

Which isn’t hella impressive, until I break it down like this: out of the 35 notes on average they’ll be what 5-10 reblogs, and from those reblogs 5 new followers — that’s in addition to the average of 20-25 new folllowers i get on this blog daily just for fucking existing — and let’s assume I posted a selfie that day? that’s at least 30 additional followers, and I’m being modest here with these numbers.  So what’s that 55-65 new followers, part of which you involuntarily helped contribute to?  At a modest — let me pull a hypothetical number here — 30% conversion rate, 17-20 of those new followers are likely to become new 000sportwear customers. At a $60 APC (Average Per Customer) rating I’m currently hitting …I will let you finish the math on that. :)

So to summarize, I’m literally getting paid off this shit. IM LITERALLY GETTING $$$$$$$$$$$ OFF THIS BLOGGING SHIT and you sending me messages about my weight or attitude or eyebrows, in which I know your intent is to hurt me, is actually helping me.

Essentially, I’ve monetized your hating and turned it into college tuition money!

So why did I post this if not just to brag? — we all know I’m not one for humility, probably part of the reason you so mad tbh — I wrote this so you can stay #woke because if you want my not so humble opinion, I think if you really want to hurt me in a way that actually matters, instead of shouting random words to my indestructible ego, (an ego which can’t even translate an insult to save its life,) I just think it probably wouldn’t be smart to be sending me so many opportunities to cash in off your self-hating ass. 

Unless of course you can figure out a way to at the very least, monetize off of your hating? Maybe start a hate blog about me? Get some Google Adsense $$ in? Sell some t-shirts? get a sponsor? Hell, I’ll even sponsor you! I support entrepreneurship! idk, these are just ideas!

These are just ideas!

Because even if you hate me, for whatever reason, I still want to see you win :) I still very much want to see you win :))))

okay I gotta go work now, I hope I opened your eyes to something bigger than me today. I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day! Please stay woke!

I love my friends


aconnormanning:

prokopetz:

anarchydiver:

The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.
PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES

A related fun fact: while old black and white film was under-sensitive to reds, it was correspondingly over-sensitive to greens. Actors whose characters were meant to have unnaturally pale complexions - like Morticia Addams - would often take advantage of this by wearing makeup with a green base tint in order to make their faces “pop”. This is where the modern trope of cartoon vampires having green skin comes from.

These are some fun fucking facts

aconnormanning:

prokopetz:

anarchydiver:

The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.

PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES

A related fun fact: while old black and white film was under-sensitive to reds, it was correspondingly over-sensitive to greens. Actors whose characters were meant to have unnaturally pale complexions - like Morticia Addams - would often take advantage of this by wearing makeup with a green base tint in order to make their faces “pop”. This is where the modern trope of cartoon vampires having green skin comes from.

These are some fun fucking facts

(Source: stupidimagesforcraziestpeople)


Pure love for another person, and what people call romantic love, are two different things. Pure love doesn’t manipulate the relationship to one’s advantage, but romantic love is different. Romantic love contains other elements—the desire to be loved by the other person, for instance. If purely loving another was enough, you wouldn’t suffer because of unrequited love. As long as the other person was happy, there wouldn’t be any need to suffer because you weren’t being loved in return. What makes people suffer is the desire to be loved by another person. So I decided that romantic love and pure love for a person are not the same. And that by following this you could lessen the pain of unrequited love.

— Haruki Murakami (via fy-perspectives)

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